I Survived Balloonfest Long-Sleeve T-Shirt cleveland

I Survived Balloonfest Long-Sleeve T-Shirt clevelandThe 1986 Balloonfest was an ill advised world record attempt to say the least. But at least you can get a long sleeved tee that commemorates the event!

taken during one of the seemingly infinite disappointing seasons we've endured since 1999

99 triple cheeseburger slathered in bacon

Northeast Ohio is a true hot dog haven

going all the way back to the paper's inception in 1878

which didn't necessarily bode well for the then-Indians during their 40-year run of ineptitude that ran all the way from 1954 until the stadium finally closed down in 1993

and now you can wear your badge of honor on a sweatshirt

Not to mention the place played an outsized role in the formation of rock and roll as we know it

Those pesky midges can wreak havoc on Northeast Ohio in the colder months too

Prove it by picking up this tough lake life T-shirt

Don't worry

On your jacket

the Press pumpkin lives on - in sweatshirt form